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Child Demotivational Poster

TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.

TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


TAGS: child and her dog
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 20, 2012, 1:28 pm

I did, RL!~~Thank you~
Reality Lord - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am

love it. did you drop this at moti-twit...and digmydog?

MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!

TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
f***ing excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "f*** y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.

C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.

TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


TAGS: military children
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:00 pm
Amen, Airman. I hit 13 schools by the end of 12th grade, and as much as it sucked, I am darn proud of what both my parents did for our country.
TaleSpinr - June 9, 2011, 11:20 pm
Isn't that the truth! I tell people that foster children go to less schools that I did. Thanks for the validation heheh

DEAR CHILDREN - When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me ?

TAGS: dear children monster under bed
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Nissta - March 4, 2012, 8:10 pm
When I was young it would've been smack you in the teeth with me Action Men!! Team work beats the boogy man


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
How airheads are born.

A SHORT SKIRT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH - to get a boy's attention

TAGS: children
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

GreyScorpion - December 19, 2010, 7:44 pm
his he-man-woman-haters card just got revoked. always liked this pic, my twist on it was 91238.
CANADA - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
great use for that pic!

KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag

TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Cam

alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.

PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.

TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


SPACE CHILDREN - It's sad when they get deported.

TAGS: humor children space alien
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

RONSART - February 23, 2009, 5:03 pm
It,s Doris Nights kid.
Mark - February 23, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hey...I've seen this kid some place before!
Arrogant Knight - January 8, 2009, 3:22 pm
I don't know why... But this picture really really scares me.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 12:21 pm
No, just an old magazine illustration I found of a kid who wants to wear his toy space helmet on an airplane. It just looked like he was being led away.
yanda - January 8, 2009, 12:17 pm
Is this ender's game?
Roamer - September 2, 2008, 11:01 pm
Immigration enforcement: deporting aliens and preventing "alien" discovery.
Agamemnon - July 14, 2008, 11:00 pm
Solid picture. Very bizaare.


TAGS: individuality conformity childhood loner lonliness
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MashiMashi - September 19, 2012, 1:07 pm
It's bette to be BATMAN!!

CHILDREN - The worst kind of STD

TAGS: child s*d word kind
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Florisb

spacedog - October 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
If you had cropped the ph**o to remove the jar you could have reached a new level of yuck.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:35 pm
Don't let Canada's dog anywhere near this kid right now!!!

A HAPPY CHILDHOOD - ... The Worst Possible Preparation For Life ...

TAGS: happy childhood worst preparation teddy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:44 pm
good work. a nice childhood isn't a good preparation for life either. in fact, no kind of childhood is a good preparation for life.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:40 pm
allow me to reword... from my experience and from what I see around me, it seem to be true ;)
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 5:25 pm
Not quite sure of context (the poster or me or even the word "you") but thanks any way :)
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:05 pm
5L from me... because you seem to be right.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 2:58 pm
I guess I can make this a bit more awkward if I said he can never return no matter how much I want him to... BUT it's all cool; he'd probably pissed if he could ... :)
Verdeckt - January 23, 2012, 2:45 pm
5 wait til your father gets homes


TAGS: freckles curls fire stepchild ginger
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

nicholsjoshua15 - March 9, 2013, 11:35 pm
Remember by the Theory Of Evolution every time you have *** you're having *** with a Great Ape.
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 11:25 pm
bow chicka bow bow. LOL Canada!
CANADA - November 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
now that's all I'm gonna be able to think aboot :( 5 quiet nights
Cubbybear - November 3, 2010, 10:33 am
Thank god for evolution


TAGS: protector war child innocence harm
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
5er RL and ditto what rerun and Hammy said.
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:51 pm
5ls, Excellent Re-use, And You Took A Touchy Pic,and made a poster that we can all relate to, excellent work.
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:35 pm
5 RL
rerun - October 1, 2010, 5:05 pm

This image is never easy to see, however it does make me appreciate the society I live in.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:58 pm

no wakeup, the father was caught in crossfire between rival forces and tried in vain to use his body as a meatshield for his son.
Feasibly - October 1, 2010, 4:47 pm
I share your sentiments in the caption RL. And it's hard to look at that ph**o knowing the story behind it. I'll try and vote later.
440wakeup - October 1, 2010, 4:41 pm
Didn't the ISREALI's purposely target and shoot the kid right out from under the FATHER, 4 a HAH!! I guess they figured the kid would grow up 2 join Hezzbolah and become a Suicide Bomber.
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:30 pm

i guess i owe a credit to hammy. i saw this on CNN years back, one of the most disturbing images i've ever seen. hammy did a poster of this some months back.


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by AaronL

lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~


TAGS: children parenting
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Airman

Yorick - September 3, 2012, 9:22 am
Sure enough. And there's no free safety.

CHILDREN - While we try to teach our children all about life, they teach us what life is all about

TAGS: children teach life
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by KylieM

mariand - February 1, 2012, 6:50 pm
happens... that thing which was fast... :))
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:01 pm
who is RL ? and what happens also to women ?
mariand - February 1, 2012, 5:30 am
The proof that sometimes it happens also to women... ;)
caveman - February 1, 2012, 4:26 am
ICEMAN - January 31, 2012, 11:12 pm
RL gets that a lot.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:38 pm
that was fast !


TAGS: byu fan alone child max hall
Rating: 2.56/5
freestyler - December 9, 2009, 6:31 pm
h** teacher.


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


TAGS: tricycle tag hide and seek childhood fun
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm
Excellent poster Aggy. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:46 am
Gold! 5L
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:42 am
Heh, heh. You funny guy.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Would've been eight hours had your KY not dried up.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Let me guess... you found a peep hole?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:39 am
Awww shucks, I only had 5 hours on the roof of a dive Mexican dance bar.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:36 am
10 fukkin hours today!
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:35 am
You've been out diggin' ditches today, haven't you?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:34 am
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:25 am
You obviously didn't grow up in the Valley of the Neverending Sun.


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Rick69

BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


TAGS: prison school education children
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.

CHILDREN - You will guide them. You will teach them right from wrong. Try not to screw it up.

TAGS: children trust guide right wrong
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

Reality Lord - October 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

better that than a chainsaw....ask three fingers McCabe
GySgt1811a - October 20, 2011, 11:35 am
"...and still, they'll stick their fingers in the fan."

I Swear To God Mom! -

TAGS: revenge evil child accidents
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:32 am
You should see when she's mad!
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:30 pm
Owwwww! That smarts!


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL

HELL IS FOR CHILDREN - Because it's just like Disney World! It's really hot, the lines never end, and all you hear is people screaming.

TAGS: disney hell children fun
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Vengeance

newkevind51 - April 15, 2011, 8:18 am
haha kyle its so true...i told you i was stalking you lol >:)
deathgod753 - April 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
yes it is haa ha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


TAGS: love parent child
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by szo850

szo850 - November 22, 2012, 3:06 pm
Thank you :)
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:41 am
Thanks for this poster! It made my day!


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by caveman

LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am
So very true.

THE TRUTH - Some people, just can't accept it....


TAGS: childhood innocence naive love hate
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

crankyhead - December 7, 2010, 9:29 pm
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 1:50 pm
That'll help explain why you like your coffee black?
rerun - October 3, 2010, 12:04 pm

this one is being printed on quality paper, put in a frame & on the wall at work.
AdmiralAckbar - September 29, 2010, 12:55 am
oh my god, thank you
autumnspirit - September 29, 2010, 12:51 am
forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:02 am
This one should be printed and sent to every political leader in the world!


TAGS: mustache epidemic children wytch
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Wytch

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:34 pm
It looks like Daffy Duck was here!


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am
Excellent well played, LA

AL BUNDY - Can't get more demotivated than him.

TAGS: al bundy al bundy married with children polk high
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Shtoink

rudeboy308 - June 1, 2011, 9:17 pm
I watched that show regularly for the first few years. The late, great Sam Kinison and heavy metal titans Anthrax were guest stars on the show. Those were the days.

THE TRUTH - “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino

CHILDHOOD - When you didn't have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.

$48,070 - That's your share of the U.S. debt Now hurry up and pay our Social Security


TAGS: childhood death age car adult
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Cyberhagen - May 28, 2011, 12:07 pm
So true!
Master - May 28, 2011, 10:06 am
Got it in one!
ShadowSerpent - May 27, 2011, 12:59 pm
Oh man, I love this one. 5 crying adults. Never grow up, never surrender!
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:06 am
very nice! 5

DRINK YOUR BEER BOY - There's sober children in Somalia ...

TAGS: drink beer sober children somalia
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Grandpa never was known to be very sensitive nor politically correct...
gas - August 12, 2011, 9:39 am


TAGS: children teens offlineonline extreme bullying
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:42 pm
Poor souls, may god have mercy on them in the next world. My prayers are with the families.
tellitlikeitis - June 18, 2011, 6:32 am
Unfortunately true... but the truth about it is that it's "them" who are the weak ones!
Reality Lord - June 17, 2011, 8:02 am

all these new rules they have in school are bs. the bottom line is the same now as it was when i was a kid. if they "shove" you....swing back as hard and as often as you can. bullies see "nice people" as weak.
tellitlikeitis - June 16, 2011, 11:48 am
Totally agree Demo. More and more kids today are doing various crimes and these kids are so young! Why not do it when there's not much consequence to face.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 11:00 pm
Indeed, however i do believe that if a complaint is made that is how police see it however due to the fact that most bullies are underage nothing comes of it, which is a shame, it definately needs to be taken more seriously.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 7:04 pm
The laws need change the wording from "bullying" to "harassment" and charge the bully with man-slaughter.
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 6:55 pm
No worries Mooooo..Usually it is the ugly kids that get picked on, not today though. Probably jeasouly i guess and insecurity on the bully's part. It's just an aweful shame-- that's all I meant from the poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:11 pm
Sorry tellit........I miss the heartless sadism of the old motifake
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2011, 5:09 pm
Why were the h**ter girls bullied?.....they're 4's maybe 5's if I was still drinking.......whatever happened to only picking on the poor and ugly kids?.........BRB, I have to go punch my mailperson.....(she has braces)
tellitlikeitis - June 15, 2011, 12:20 pm
Ouch! I didn't realize that there would be so many comments on this one. Let me just knock those chips off your shoulders.
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
"Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is trying to sell you something."
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 11:00 am
Bullying will always exist as long as there are insecure a55holes in the world. We don't have to like it, but al least accept the fact. The choice is: whine about how unfair it is, or teach our kids how to deal with it in a constructive, non-lethal way.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:50 am
tellitlikeitis you obviously have no sence of sarcastic humor, i was bullied very badly at school but delt with it when i realised that A) kids in other parts of the world are starving, homeless etc B)There are a**holes everywhere get used to it.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:02 pm
what really irks me is usually the bullies who drive them to suicide get no punishment. They boo hoo it up say sorry then go on with there lives while the victim cant.
curzondax12 - June 14, 2011, 9:00 pm
As a bullied youth who now has to cope with schools doing nothing about the bullying of my kids I really have a soft spot for these kids and what they went through.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 6:37 pm
As you can all see, their attractive looking kids. Most typically the "bully" is someone who has extreme inadequacies, so they must empower themselves by bringing someone else down--cowards tend to do that. Demo33, obviously you have no kids or no heart.
Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 12:55 pm
ahhh f*** em they probably deserved it. x
Sho - June 14, 2011, 10:32 am
I've been through this at some point, the thoughts of suicide and killing everyone was on my mind
legolasegb - June 14, 2011, 10:16 am
Yeah, but you didn't commit suicide. There's got to be a lot more wrong than just being bullied to prompt someone to commit suicide.
Hawamleh - June 14, 2011, 10:02 am
You'll find that bullying is quite obsolete here in Jordan. It's more of a Hazing thing here.
tellitlikeitis - June 14, 2011, 9:22 am
I think that many of us have been somewhat bullied at sometime or another-- it just breaks my heart to see this happen. These are real pictures of kids that have experienced "extremed bullied".
forseti - June 14, 2011, 3:58 am
well... today is total lack of mercy a**ignment day. I lol'd... Sorry!
justme - June 14, 2011, 2:08 am
great one... I've been bullied too so i know how it feels...


TAGS: tough childhood
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:34 pm
I always pour for the lady with the jug. Now if Gas chimes in stating she has more than twenty digits, I’ll need to make a run to the liquor store….. or I’ll end up blubbering my guts out in the shower…..
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 8:24 pm

~~~I have brown liquor~~~just don't mistake me for a dude, DUUDDDE~~~
mariand - April 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
OK, guys...check out the forum... Gary, there were times when I've asked myself, why you're so careful?...lol
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yes, or at least participation in the forum thread "I like to know who I'm talking to" made by Porcelina... nudge nudge... Mariand... take note XD No worries, I'll double up and bring 2 for us both... d***
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:54 pm
Yeah, I’m thinkin’ one of those gender thingies would be quite handy ‘bout now…or a few months back….I’m too afraid to search back thru my comments on Mariand’s posters…..need another sh** M0rd? If so, get me one while yer up.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 6:41 pm
Gary, I'm right there with you, I'm on my way now, pour me a glass so long... Chrissake... Mariand... I am so sorry for thinking you were a female as well...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:18 pm
Yeah, that might be good…..at least to defuse this Crying Game thing that has taken possession of my frontal lobe…assumptions can be so d***ing at times….sorry pard, total misread
mariand - April 13, 2012, 6:10 pm
hahaha... I think it's time to show my face... or to send a PM to Gary
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 5:06 pm
Ahem, well now...make that thank you LADDIE.....I need a drink, NOW
Hawamleh - April 13, 2012, 4:48 pm
he's a dude bro...
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 6:46 am
Thank you, fine Lady
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:35 am
well done Gary

KITTENS - They called me and said they had found kittens. Ahhh... my girls, so innocent. Unfortunately, they are also so ignorant. But not for much longer.

TAGS: skunks kids children ignorance fail owned
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Zealot - May 6, 2010, 2:57 pm


America -

TAGS: child stars shirley temple honey boo boo
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:46 am
You're right nj, the blame is on those that let it continue by watching the reality tv series about the entire family...
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:37 am
The poor little girl, she was raised with horrible parents. I have nothing against her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:21 pm
They're definitely not the same, but are they playing to the same America?......Not IMO. This might be worth studying. (high fructose corn syrup for thought?)
Bolverk3778 - February 13, 2014, 5:21 pm
Also Shirley spoke English, I have no idea what the other one speaks as I have never understood a word she utters.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:50 am
R.I.P. Shirley Temple

GHILLIE SUIT - Is a type of camouflage designed to resemble heavy foliage, to conceal hunters, snipers, and GINGERS! C'MON OUT! WE SEE YOU IN THERE!


TAGS: childhood imagination to infinity sunwolf
Rating: 4.93/5

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Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 7:44 am

awesome...fav'd. my fav collection is basically the AM collection...p'ffft
Greeny - May 19, 2011, 6:06 am
I beg to differ; while I didn't really have a costume to go with my wings,they did allow me to fly... just not very horizontally.
MPsniper - May 19, 2011, 5:07 am
stupid humans: WARNING, costume does not allow you to really fly.
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:21 am
I never had one ;(
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:13 pm
I did that once - how true it is
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 7:57 pm
Excellent. 5L Airman

CHILDHOOD - You have a new PC, X-Box, TV, games and you're bored We have a new Ball and having the time of our lives

TAGS: tough childhood
Rating: 4.68/5

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TheSanityInspector - June 25, 2013, 3:41 pm
On the other hand, Minesweeper isn't a computer game for him.
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 10:14 pm
Thanks, much appreciated
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 10:02 pm
OOOH, yeah. 5core!

WAR - I care not for who you fight, nor what your beliefs may be. For there are no winners, and children die in the streets. Take up arms, If you must. I throw mine down.

TAGS: child dies in his arms
Rating: 4.21/5

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Thedge - August 31, 2014, 9:59 pm
Agreed. Liberty or death. But, choose those battles carefully. The ones that can be won, sally forth. Those which cannot be won, live to fight another day. And above all, death before dishonor. Hmm... ever heard a politician say that?
Loveless86 - March 31, 2011, 7:41 pm
"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything." - Alexander Hamilton
spacedog - February 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:29 pm
You make a sound point and I agree with you. Sometimes the only way out of something is to fight.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:18 pm
My original point was simply that someone that refuses to fight for ANY reason will find themselves subject to worse things than dying, or simply losing a loved one in bettle.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:17 pm
You and I agree on that. It seems that average Americans are coming ever closer to being thrust into a position that just a couple decades ago would have been beyond comprehension. I hope things change before it gets there, but...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:15 pm
Innocent people have always been adversely affected by war, regardless of whether you were the "good" guys or the "bad" guys. Americans were adversely affected by WWII. They lost family/friends, had to submit to rations, lived in fear of potential attack.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:10 pm
I agree there will always be war. And soon it will not be fought in some far away country. It will be brought to our door steps. Mark me on that.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:08 pm
the tolls on the civilian population? Most people who have died in war (not counting third world countries and the Jewish population) enlisted. These people and children have had no choice. War is no longer on terrorists. it is now war on innocence.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
There will alsways be war, not because of hate, but because of pride and/or selfishness. Hate is a bi-product of pride.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'm not saying war will not happen. The very opposite is true, as is proven time and again. And yes in some cases it cannot be helped "Buddy" but Modern Warfare is impacting more innocents then ever before. The death toll on soldiers is high but what are
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
The only thing that is necessary is moderate population control. War gets out of control, causes hate which in turn causes more war. It's a never ending cycle. There will always be war, because there will always be hate.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:03 pm
Really, what was up with them not wanting to see their children killed? Bad parents...
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
Tell my buddy who had to escape in the middle of the night from Saigon two days before it fell, that his parents should have just been happy with the communists that were dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night for no reason.
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 1:48 pm
Without war happiness would over populate. Money could be spent on third world aid. Children wouldn't grow up without their parents. You’re d*** right. War is necessary. This would be horrible.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:46 pm
What I mean of course is that war, through destruction, promotes human growth. Like "Slash n Burn", pardon the crude me***hore. War is bad. But very nessary.
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:45 pm
Although I agree with the poster, war is indeed needed in life. Without war, tech would not advance, medication would be unknown, and cultures would never change.
Faceplant31 - February 9, 2010, 12:24 pm
Very well done indeed Grim
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 12:03 pm
Yeah ra**r.....good "job"
Airman - February 9, 2010, 11:55 am
good job
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 11:31 am
Very well done Grim.
me4891 - February 9, 2010, 10:43 am
Jmac, very well said. I was in those countries and my only hope is that for each life lost and for each that we took thousands will live happier lives. That is my 2 cents and now on to the funny stuff. God bless
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 9, 2010, 10:40 am
d***, That's deep JMac....what are your thoughts on thumb wars?
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:26 am
have been fought, and Afghanistan has been bumbled, but there are reasons to wage war, even when the cost is great.
Jmac0585 - February 9, 2010, 10:25 am
I love this poster. Regards, A. Hitler, J. Stalin, Hirohito, Pol Pot, S. Hussein, O. Bin Laden, every leader of Iran since 1980, etc... - - - War has never been a good idea. But those that refuse to fight against tyranny deserve it. Iraq shouldn't
Grim R@per - February 9, 2010, 10:17 am
rerun - February 9, 2010, 10:14 am

excellent work Grim.

CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs

TAGS: grimus mcdonald s children
Rating: 3.24/5

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Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 12:15 am
What if this really did happen that day and nobody was paying attention? Like what if he ate him and everything? How much would that suck?
Marvin Wankerstein - December 17, 2009, 9:20 pm
Yum, crunchy...
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
Om nom nom?
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm
must not taste good, look at him Grimace.

Child support -

TAGS: child
Rating: 1.97/5

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motimamma - May 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
CHILD SUPPORT Helping divorced women hook up with drag queens since the 80's.
TigerKid - July 6, 2008, 11:17 pm
What's the microphone for?

DISNEYLAND CHINA - Built by children for children.

TAGS: mickey mouse child labor
Rating: 4.8/5

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pzykosiz - April 10, 2011, 7:07 pm
i wonder how they locked up in the "it's a small world ride"


TAGS: parent child teen
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 19, 2013, 10:49 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 2:50 pm
Well 5aid!

SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."



TAGS: childhood wasted beyblade rip one
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - July 24, 2010, 2:53 am
LOL! 5L - I think the sit-n-spin killed too many braincells already!


TAGS: childhood marriage stupidity is learned
Rating: 4.97/5

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boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L

BEST DAD - My dad works as the grim raper, uhm ... reaper

TAGS: death kid dad work child
Rating: 4.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:16 pm
I took an old Reaper tunic, and a scream mask, painted the mask red and white, cut a wood broom handle and painted it silver and black; and went as Darth - Nihilus.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:49 pm
Daaaamn! My halloween costumes were never that good! Dad must work down at the movie studio!

SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them

TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


TAGS: child safety
Rating: 4.73/5

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holymoly - April 21, 2012, 12:59 pm
Loud and clear Mr O. I've got my own little boogers and life wouldn't be the same without em' I has a lesson on electron flow with the help of a copper box s***le....
holymoly - April 21, 2012, 12:58 pm
Loud and clear Mr O. I've got my own little boogers and life wouldn't be the same without em' I has a lesson on electron flow with the help of a copper box s***le....
GaryO - April 21, 2012, 12:54 pm
True, but so worth the risk. The parent learns to call these events ‘little adventures’….I recall a fingernail file, an outlet, a flash…then it got dark.
mariand - April 20, 2012, 5:35 pm
nice one...


TAGS: michael jackson children kids ra**
Rating: 3.55/5

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la la - October 29, 2009, 1:48 am
f*** you. He never ra**d anykid so go f*** yourself
lul - June 26, 2009, 10:12 pm
he dead now sucka!
Scorpio7 - February 12, 2009, 11:08 pm
ONLY if your child has a p****.

LIFE - Someone needs to get one.


TAGS: child children learning education
Rating: 4.08/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 9:54 pm
LoL. Well, Im glad Im not the only person to realize that we are in the midst of a scurvy epidemic... : )
Iconoclast - October 15, 2012, 11:31 am
It is tough to learn that lemons are good for you - - - - they help prevent Scurvy, and they go well with Vodka and Tequila. Lessons to be learned early. :-)

KITTY EXECUTIONS - You've had your final cigarette. Any last words?

PARANOIA - It starts here.

TAGS: snow red child boots house snowball revenge paranoia
Rating: 2.43/5

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someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:45 am
red riding hood - cute. btw. how is that a boy?
0.o - November 13, 2008, 2:35 pm
Thats def. a young boy.
HAHAHAH - October 22, 2008, 3:04 am
HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO SAD at the same time!!!
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 5:34 pm
Aw jeez. Leave her alone ya big jerk.

~ EVIL CHILDREN ~ - They attack you when you are distracted.

TAGS: evil children attack distracted rnr
Rating: 2.35/5

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king - September 2, 2008, 7:34 am
Kicking you in your balls with their tiny feet since 1622
kids. - August 26, 2008, 5:07 am
they want your brains!!!!!


TAGS: childhood hero big brother your mom
Rating: 4.89/5

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spacedog - June 13, 2011, 10:25 pm
Beautiful. Nice to see you make some more posters RL. 5L
Airman - June 13, 2011, 11:45 am
very nice
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:55 pm
Sweet.. Fav'd


TAGS: childhood dreams reality ugly hammy
Rating: 4.61/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:57 pm
Nah My saying Goes More Like "Sobriety, Not even Once"
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:31 pm

meth...not even once.


TAGS: cabinet childhood hide
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 10:24 pm
Sure, send them right over :)
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:16 pm
Smokin'! Say, you wouldn't have one of those cabinets, would you? I know a few people who wouldn't be missed.

SMILE - Verb - 1. to look or regard with amusement or ridicule; 2. to bestow approval; 3. to appear pleasant or agreeable

DISCIPLINE - Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes

TAGS: weak parents make weak children
Rating: 4.65/5

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Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 9:41 pm
What a cute picture.

EVEN SUPER HEROES - Start young and learn from their mistakes.

SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!


TAGS: childbirth pain
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2012, 9:50 pm
THIS…..I must remember

LEGO - Nothing says creativity quite like Lego. And they aren't necessarily talking about your kid.

TAGS: jobs children marketing
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
Space.....where did you think those teeny weeny people came from? Glad to see yo....your avatar gracing the place...again teehee.
spacedog - February 20, 2013, 7:25 pm
HA! This must be the sequel to their "fun with procreation" set. ;)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 3:07 pm
Mine were anything I could torture my little brother with...teehee! Thanks for the comment Ugs.
ughomer - February 20, 2013, 2:40 pm
Tinker Toys were my Mom's fav's while my Old Man preferred Lincoln Logs!


TAGS: children poverty adoption
Rating: 4.97/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 9, 2011, 10:15 pm
What a twist. Excellent thinking here. But also sad to think about "my life would be different if....".
spacedog - August 9, 2011, 6:10 pm
LMAO! Love this one Forseti. 5L
forseti - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
thx V. Uh, btw: I completely forgot to thank crankyhead for his help with the grammar! Sorry cranky!!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:12 am





Child-proofing -

TAGS: child proof
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 1:00 pm
Demon, you have to put all the candy out there too! 5L giggle, thanks.


TAGS: childhood adult
Rating: 4.63/5

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steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 8:15 pm
Gawd...some days when I hear someone take some things way too literally or seriously, I just want to chuck their hypersensitive feelings into a woodchipper...
Chrysophase2003 - July 18, 2012, 3:04 pm
Tell that to the children of abusive parents and see if they think it's necessary.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:47 am
What the? I became a guest for a minute there. LOL.
- July 17, 2012, 11:45 am
No problem Sho, and well done.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:01 am
A thank you goes to Spacedog for sharing this awesome pic

CHILDREN - When left to their own devises, become pure evil creatures They will smile and watch you die.

"you are grounded!" -

TAGS: parents children discipline punishment grounded
Rating: 4.2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:24 pm
Whoa! That is old school!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 7:23 pm
With all due respect to your comment, the poster said nothing about "beating" your child. "Discipline" is foolishly synonymous with "beating" and "abuse." A parent can discipline without laying a hand on their child - as you've proven.
rerun - May 17, 2013, 7:21 pm

I remember getting "licks" in school, going home & telling parents....then getting more at home. Dicipline is a good thing.
EmilioDumphque - May 17, 2013, 5:15 pm
Most career prisoners were beaten as kids. My kid, now 33, wasn't and has never had a run in with the police. Your argument is invalid.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 17, 2013, 4:56 pm
Good to hear that. Glad to know there are some actual parents out there. I bet, though, you probably don't live in California, LOL.
freasy - May 17, 2013, 12:40 pm
GROUNDING yep we do that. Spanking also. Our kids say yes Sir and Yes Mam.

DECISIONS - Snap a picture or warn your child of impending danger? Hard Choice.

TAGS: gator decisions child
Rating: 4/5

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thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Obviously, the ph**ographer made his... RIP, little Davey.


TAGS: calendar childhood fears basement light
Rating: 4.94/5

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maoworks2 - March 2, 2012, 9:47 am
Back In The 50's We Had A Basement Like That !
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:29 pm
not sure if I'll be able myself now with that image in my head.. ewwwww
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:16 pm
lol, no! with the basement! xD
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:11 pm
thx Greeny
gas - March 1, 2012, 9:10 pm
haha..that's what happens when you're not a native speaker. thx :) actually it was one of my recurrent nightmares as a child
Greeny - March 1, 2012, 9:06 pm
nice one gas
carebear - March 1, 2012, 9:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)

OF COURSE YOU DID IT - You're an only child

TAGS: apes childhood parenting humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - January 8, 2012, 12:52 am

Thanks for the suggestion, but I have no idea what you're referring to. I am a total goober at this, just having a good time.
the1stCOMMI3 - January 8, 2012, 12:50 am
Try wigflip next time, it'll make it look better




IT'S A TRAP! - "Hey! There's no candy in here!!"

TAGS: babysitter candy childcar
Rating: 4/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 11:02 pm
Hammy, cut the other p***'s some slack will ya?

CHILDREN'S BOOKS - Who would have that The TrashHeap was an author ?

C H I L D R E N - If we're not careful, who will fund our Social Security?

TAGS: kids children driving safety funny
Rating: 3.44/5

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The Great Whamini - February 24, 2010, 9:29 pm
It's fakery. I ph**ographed 3 identical neighborhood signs, grafted the numbers to purposely appear to have ammended the kid population down, and the please is painted using Paint. The dates are arbitrary. The scene is from Owensboro, KY.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
So many comments. All I truly want to know is where this is at.

LOVE & HATE - If you teach hate to your child Where can he learn to love ?

TAGS: love hate child
Rating: 3.2/5

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Verdeckt - February 2, 2012, 2:19 am
We're they having a sale at the "over used pics" site?


AFTERMATH - Things will be normal again, Just not the same normal you knew.

TAGS: death of a child
Rating: 4.87/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 8:34 pm
heavy 5ne
holymoly - February 3, 2012, 10:32 am
Wow spank.. way to bear it all...
Tellulater - February 3, 2012, 9:50 am
oh god, too sad, this one...
GaryO - February 3, 2012, 9:14 am
Yeah, we’ve all got baggage, some are heavier than others at times. Truly a potent pic and hard point verbiage There’s not enough lions for this
spanko1 - February 3, 2012, 8:43 am
My 16 year old son was murdered in a robbery of a pizzeria.
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 6:21 pm
I get the impression something happened to their child... :'( 5L for sure.
gas - February 2, 2012, 6:00 pm
whew, hearthbreaking
Airman - February 2, 2012, 5:40 pm
that just got to me...


TAGS: make a wish sick children
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - August 31, 2012, 7:59 pm

I would hate to think a kid was denied for that reason. The people who benefit from this group don't care where the money comes from. I know my brother & his family didn't, they just needed time away from the hospital, chemo, needles, & pain.
EmilioDumphque - August 31, 2012, 5:39 pm
If I was a dying 13 year old, my wish would be for some nookie, without my parents' knowledge! I doubt they accommodate that kind of wish, but why not?
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2012, 11:51 pm
So do I, though I can't stand it when they're like "Sorry, Timmy, no wish for you, we were offered money that we could have used to make it happen, but we turned it down because it was raised by a strip club or other business whose morals we don't like."
rerun - August 27, 2012, 4:29 pm

I fully support the Make A Wish foundation, wonderful people that I hope nobody ever needs to call on.